Welcome back, gang.

As Karan Johar prepares to return to the talkshow circuit -- and you, dear readers, continue to debate his ideal guest list -- everyone's waiting for Sunday, when K-Jo welcomes his Kuch Kuch Hota Hai guests.

Kajol, Rani Mukerji and Karan's best friend, Shah Rukh Khan are his guests for Episode 1, and along with this exclusive photograph, here are some snippets of what the friendly foursome had to say:

Karan: Other heroes have affairs. But you are only linked with men, not women.

SRK: I truly am the last action hero!

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Karan: (To Rani) If SRK, Kajol and you were on a plane which was about to crash and there were only two parachutes on board, which you had control over, what would you do?

Kajol: Dude, I'm family!

Rani: I would probably stay behind and give them the two parachutes because, really, people want to see them together!

Kajol: Stop! Please Stop!

Shahrukh: Tum dono mujhse chipak jaana, teeno neeche aa jayenge! Kya hai problem yaar! Main hoon na!

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Karan: If you woke up one day and discovered you have turned into Rakhi Sawant, what would you do?

Rani: I'd get a sex-change operation.

Kajol: I'd go back to sleep.

Karan: If you woke up one day and discovered that you've turned into Aamir, what would you do?

SRK: I'd tell the world that Shah Rukh is the better actor.

Koffee with Karan begins Sunday, February 11, 9 pm on Star World and Star One.