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The Mahesh Bhatt Chat

yes.. will spiritualism do?

What do you think about the Indian Cricket team?

What would you like to talk about other than UG Krisnamurty? Is Prime Minister Deve Gowda gonna last?...

How about discussing U. G Krishnamurthy?

Mahesh: Have you made your "ideal" script/movie, yet? Do you have any plans to make a different genre than the ones you are doing right now?

Mr Bhatt.. is there life after death?

OK, we won't talk about your films. Talk about your cars, your pets, your neighbour's wife, whatever turns you on. We'll take it from there. How about the sabzi-walee? How about the dabbe walaa? Does he turn you on? yum-yum....

Hi Mahesh ! Long time no see!

MOG: Human sexuality has never shocked me . What two individuals do, how they do it, with who they do it, is their affair. Its a matter between two consenting adults. Well if you want an honest confession from me , anything human doesn't shock me any more and just about anything is human to me. But I'm not gay.

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Who's the REAL you?......... What make s you tick? .....What is your favourite type of food? ...Ever think of getting onto the political bandwagon?.....Do you play real games....not the type people play!? Do you have an e-mail address? let's have it

hee hee mog, ROTFL

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Mahesh: Sure I'll talk to you about stuff other than films.....what do you have in mind??????

A young woman walks into a doctor's office complaining about a rash on her chest. Upon examination, the doctor discovers the rash is in the shape of a 'Y'. The doctor asks the woman if she can think of anything which might explain it. "Well," the woman replies, "it could be my boyfriend. You see, he goes to Yale and when we have sex he insists on wearing his letter sweater." The doctor tells the woman to make her boyfriend take off the sweater before they have sex. Later that same day another woman comes in with a rash on her chest, this one in the shape of an 'H'. When questioned, the woman explains that her boyfriend goes to Harvard and insists on wearing his letter sweater when they have sex. The doctor gives the second woman the same advice as the first and sends he on her way. Later yet another woman comes into the office with a rash in the shape of an 'M'. Before the woman can explain, the doctor exclaims, "I bet your boyfriend goes to Michigan!" A smile breaks across the woman's face as she exclaims, "No! My girlfriend goes to Wesleyan!"

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Roy." I call mine "Sex." He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny--I have the same problem." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore." When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me, too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

Hi Frank, hows the world treating you, hows your head? Everything okay up there? take care. Lots of love to the family.

Snap: If you believe there is life after death it is there if you don't it isn't. But if you ask me do roses reicarnate? My answer is NO! Whats so special about you and me ?

Clion: Please go here for more on UG : http://www.well.com/user/jct/consc.html

Hello: Your guess is as good as mine.I Hope he does. India can't afford another election.

Tina: I really play real games, Interested??:-)

that joke so old Frank

Yeah...say when ..and where!

Mahesh: Who's "UG"? I never asked anything about UG.....

Tina: Now........gimme your number I'll give you a call.

roses don't have pedaflops synapses. humans have. ask rajneesh if you don't believe me.

Little Johnny was 11 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother who became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did the following morning. Here is what Johnny described to his mother: "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be getting sick, because her face started to look funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like a doctor would except he is not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. Sis must have put some bigger fruit under her blouse this time because her boyfriend kept on saying how they were the largest melons he had ever felt. He must of gotten real hungry from all that kissing and stuff because she let him take off her blouse and suck on both of them for a long time." "Then he started getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them were panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. Then this was when the fever really started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hot. Finally I found out what was making them so sick. A big eel had gotten in his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 12 inches long! Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she really got scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should have told her about the one at the lake. Anywa

Mr Bhatt: Why can't India afford elections, who'd you vote for, or didn't you vote? Is Bombay,esp. movies, under the control of the strong arm of the Thackerays?

Sure....364 82 06......

Mahesh: Who's "UG"? I never asked anything about UG.....

hey clion...how's things? You still gay? hey mahesh...who said anything about human things between two people...your stuff is mainly like 3 or more... tell me:do you know the difference between cunnilingus and the Mafia???

See you guys . Thank you, see you sometime , somehwre somehow, someday . Bye.

Any body? Care for a drink?

Hey don't forget to call me....Bye sweetums!

bye

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Hey!3648206 is the phone number for Barkha Patil nee Munde nee Thackeray nee dingdongbellpussyinthewell... dear mr. bhatt.this has been the most boring chat ever,further deadened by one shri frank noronha inanities...

Mahesh !

Mahesh ! I'll miss U love!

Bye Every Body!